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De student heeft deze pagina The last time you had a cheeseburger was too long ago. Try not to drool when you think about the slightly charred, medium-rare meat nestled between soft brioche, cradled in crisp iceberg lettuce and flavour amplifying condiments. Why are you still reading this- go get a cheeseburger.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n The palatable sensation we lovingly refer to as The Cheeseburger has a distinguished and illustrious history. It was born from humble roots, only to rise to well-seasoned greatness.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n Did I mention we have comfy chairs? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.\u2026hey.\u2026the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?<\/strong> You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?<\/em> You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Saving the world with meals on wheels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n They’re not aliens, they’re Earth\u2026liens! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth\u2026liens! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?<\/strong> I hate yogurt.<\/em> It’s just stuff with bits in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You hit me with a cricket bat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister.<\/strong> No, I’m the Doctor.<\/em> Don’t call me the Rotmeister.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Saving the world with meals on wheels. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n Buffalo ham hock beef, kielbasa salami flank venison biltong prosciutto tenderloin ball tip picanha swine meatball cow. Pork loin cupim turducken corned beef pork drumstick spare ribs tongue. Picanha tenderloin hamburger ham salami ball tip tri-tip flank ribeye jerky rump short loin. Landjaeger doner chuck pastrami turducken.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\nnog niet<\/s> in gebruik genomen. Kom later nog eens terug!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Buffalo ham hock beef, kielbasa salami flank venison biltong prosciutto tenderloin ball tip picanha swine meatball cow. Pork loin cupim turducken corned beef pork drumstick spare ribs tongue. Picanha tenderloin hamburger ham salami ball tip tri-tip flank ribeye jerky rump short loin. Landjaeger doner chuck pastrami turducken.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.<\/h1>\n\n\n\n
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Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No\u2026 It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Boeiend!!<\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n